Can I drive for a little while?

There is a reason people like me can never be in charge of important matters. I don't care what the popular, politically correct way of thinking is. I only care about what feels right for the USA.
If I was in charge, for one year, this would be the results-

Somalia would cease to exist. Every man, woman, and demon seed would be bombed from the earth.
Pirates, my ass. Die, thieves.

Every known terryrist and alqweeda member would be killed on sight. Die, scum.

The border between the USA and Mexico would be secured, using lethal force. Die, criminals.

The laws enforcing the border would favor "only" the border guards, who, along with our fine military, are our guardians of the American way of life.

All illegal aliens would be sent back to the border they came from. Good riddance, vermin and rodents.

Second offenders of illegal entry would face capitol punishment.

All US financial aid to all countries would be cut off, and the funds would be used to cure our economy, and securing our borders.

All convicted child molesters would get capitol punishment.

Death row would have a 1 year term limit.

No superstar would be allowed to adopt outside this country. What's wrong, A.Jolie, American kids not good enough for you? You prefer "designer love"? You like "shopping for kids? Or showing off your megabucks to poor people? Nah, it is your super ego, so the paparazzi will worship you.


Before you condemn me for these opinions, consider this.
Basically, I would treat everyone exactly the way they treat us, or would, if they could.

As always, my opinion is the right one. If you disagree with me, you are wrong.

Larry the Hillbilly